Every class has that one student where every time they talk or raise their hand the teacher is just like
There are days where this is me.
I resemble this remark.
To sleep, perchance to dream...
Sometimes I like to destroy myself with giant cucumbers and pretend that my boyfriend is secretly Javert.
Love you baby <3
"It is through natural selection, the preferential survival and replication of organisms that are by accident better adapted to their environments, that the elegance and beauty of contemporary life forms have emerged. The development of an organ system as complex as the brain must be inextricably tied to the earlier history of life, its fits and starts and dead ends, the tortuous adaptation of organisms to conditions that change once again, leaving the life form that was once supremely adapted again in danger of extinction. Evolution is adventitious and not foresighted. Only through the deaths of an immense number of slightly maladapted organisms are we, brains and all, here today."
Carl Sagan, The Dragons of Eden: Speculations on the Evolution of Human Intelligence (via retromantique)
Kitten Sticks It to Telemarketers
There are few things worse in this world than SPAM telephone calls. They waste your time, your cell minutes and your patience.
But one kitten has made it his life’s mission to fight back.
“Jeff was so tired of getting offers for free cruises and mortgage refinances,” says Marlene Smith, a friend of the kitten. “But instead of hanging up on them, or asking them to remove him from the list — which never works — Jeff pretends to be interested in the offer.”
According to Smith, the clever cat plays along, right up until he gets a senior manager or salesperson, then lets them have it. “He’ll just suddenly scream bloody murder into the phone. It really freaks them out, and they never call back.”